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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Mike Solves UFO Question

You probably heard that earlier this month dozens and dozens of people in Texas, most of whom with a lot of credibility, spotted UFOs. The mysterious crafts were at a low level and at least one was estimated to have a diameter of about a mile. The mother ship, I'm guessing. The nearby air base responded to the reports by saying that they had no aircraft in the area.

Now, a couple of weeks later amid great speculation, the military has changed its mind and released a new statement yesterday saying that, in fact, they had six jets doing maneuvers on the night in question. The fellow who made the original statement issued a retraction saying "my bad." I suppose the eyewitnesses in Texas had just not seen jets before.

Mike, however, clearly saw through the cover-up. "I don't know why it's not clear to everyone," he said. "It's no coincidence that the incident happened on January 8 -- Elvis' birthday! He probably visits every year."

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