Car Inspection MS Style

Mike was chuckling recently when he returned home from having the car inspected. For starters, it only cost $5. (Packing your bags yet?) Next, there's no smog check. There's no smog. Here's what they check: headlights, tail lights, windshield wipers (there's lots of rain), turn signals and horn. Not the brakes. Mike's conclusion is that if your horn works, you just don't need brakes. Makes sense to me.